Naked at School; Volcano; Seafood

I find myself totally naked on top of a hill by the cafeteria at college, and have to dress myself in a pair of too-small, bright red, flannel-print briefs that are being perpetually swept away by the wind. Then, there is a volcano (I'm not sure if it erupted; there just is a volcano), and I escape into the Dining Commons to safety, but they're only serving seafood. I wake up worried about how the day will go. 12-1-2011