I Deal with Quality Assurance Issue with Kangaroo/Camel Mutant at Sonic Drive-in

 I am working in the back room of Sonic, and it falls to my lot to take care of a giant kangaroo with a camel-head. For some reason, this involved dressing it up in an XXL sweatshirt and feeding it alcohol out of a mop bucket. It proceeds to go on a weirdly sexual rampage and trashes the area where they keep mustard packets, styrofoam cups and plastic toys. I wake up exhausted and stressed out from dodging behind the make-table over and over again when the giant head lunges at me from its old-lady sweater. 6-21-2011