Saturday, January 14, 2012

Lovely Women are Drowning me While I try to Explain my Feelings to Them

I am trying to tread water in a swimming pool, and every woman to whom I have ever felt romantically attached is gathered en masse poolside, where they take turns jabbing at me with a skimming net to prevent me from surfacing to get air, and they're all sharing a laugh. I just want to explain my feelings to them, but they won't quit trying to drown me. I wake up rather sad and frustrated. 2-4-2011

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