I am Getting High on Fluid from a Hydraulic Pump in a Dropped Pickup; I am Sneaky

I am standing in the bed of my friend's lowered pickup truck, sipping hydraulic fluid through one of the hoses like a crazy straw. Suddenly, I realize that it's getting me high, and I crouch down in panic that my mother will somehow be able to tell. I wake up, and I'm still sneaky. c. 2005