Big Moe is my Football Coach; he Feeds Me Cough Syrup and a Bagel, and we Watch ESPN

I am on a football team coached by Big Moe (this Big Moe  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6NPXLfenQE ), doing conditioning for an upcoming game. This consists of drinking cough syrup and eating bagels with cream cheese on the couch with my friend Big Moe, flipping through channels that seem to be nothing but ESPN and the warning message on pay-per-view cable porn channels. I wake up feeling like there's nothing on, and a little sick--like I drank cough syrup and ate a bagel with cream cheese. 1-16-2012