I am in the Illuminati; I shoot Aliens and Participate in Machine Politics

I am one of the Illuminati, and I am drinking beer and picking politicians out of a hat with the rest of the surprisingly casual group. Everybody is wearing robes, sitting around in a stone chamber, and just sort of hanging out. Then I go outside, and am attacked by a bunch of weird, vicious, furry creatures like tribbles from Star Trek. I shoot at them with a shotgun and go back inside. I wake up, and work as a delivery driver, but I put my robe on to go to the bathroom. 11-14-2010