Green Burrito/Caterpillar in my Doorway; I Make a Leap

I am in my bed, and the room is filled with an eerie light coming from the open door. I look in the doorway, and for some reason I'm terrified to discover that there's a burrito with green meat lying in the doorway. For a moment it's inert, but then it starts to inch back and forth in the doorway like a caterpillar. 'I have to get the hell out of here,' I say to myself. I spend about 3 minutes getting up my courage to leap over the... burrito, and out into the hallway, but I'm very scared that it's going to jump up and touch me. Finally, I scream and dash towards the door, and leap, and the burrito leaps into the air too! ...I wake up, about 8 years old, panicked and sweaty. c. 1999.