Embraced by Hairy Unrequited Love; Zombies Fall out of Sky and Cause Property Damage

 I am somewhere outdoors in my underwear, and this girl that I harbor a deep romantic affection for greets me with a warm hug. As I'm hugging her, I realize that she has an extraordinarily hairy back like a shaggy golden retriever. Then, it starts raining zombies. It's not like the often-dramatized zombie apocalypse in the sense that they shuffle around groping for the living, but very dangerous in that they continue to plummet out of the sky and smash automobiles and break windows. Finally I am evacuated to Russia. I wake up with a sense of longing. 9-22-2010